i was on my way home from an appointment with a bride. bride's mom came and held aubrey the whole time (i usually try not to bring aubrey to appts but her daycare is on spring break and bride's mom was thrilled to play with a baby). anyway, on the way home she started getting fussy and i knew it was bcse she was hungry but we were still a ways from buda. so i pull into the barton creek mall parking lot where i figure i'll nurse her and then run into dillards bcse it's clinique bonus time anyway. i nurse her in the backseat and that's fine, but of course she poops while nursing. so i think i'll be all smooth-like and change her in my lap. big mistake. her diaper was unbelievably FULL. got all over my jeans. :P i used every wipe i had in her diaper bag. luckily i had another onesie for her, but no extra pants for me. so of course i didn't go into dillards, right? wrong. i've needed powder since october - to hell with the poop all over me! classy, i know.
we just got home and i threw all of the poopie stuff in the washer to soak and turned on my computer. noticed my boobs were itchy. yeah, i have spit-up in my clevage!!! gah i'm disgusting. but she's sleeping (finally) on my lap so i don't want to disturb her to take a shower. so here we sit, gross. mother and daughter. how touching...
6 months ago i would have never guessed that i'd be able to tollerate this. it's amazing the things you're willing to put up with as a mother!
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HILARIOUS! At least it was breast milk poop and spit up... you're a few short weeks/months away from the real yuckies. I love this story! (This is Allison, signed on as Erik.) :)
Believe it or not, it could have been worse. You could have been in your Sunday best at Church, with a roomful of solemn worshippers when Aubrey let loose. This was your gift to me, when you were her age.
Granny
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